Human Gasoline

I've never really understood the human obsession with food. There are millions of obese people who stuff their pieholes with whatever--because its tasty. There are millions of people who only the most "exquisite" fine meals prepared at the most upscale restaurants--because its delectable. There are even religions where you fast to show your commitment to god, and when you're done fasting, you stuff your face.

It's all BULLSHIT.

Food is like human gasoline. You put it in to run your internal components. It is nothing more, than that. Sure it can be delicious, like cake or pastries, but they are still not exceptions to the rule.

Anytime a person swallows, anything at all, the esophagus uses something called peristalsis to push the food down your throat. This is the contraction of muscles around the food to push it downwards. Now, this is key to remember. When you are taking a shit, you rectum uses peristalsis to push the shit out. So, your body uses the exact same function to both consume and extract food to and from your body.

In one hole, out the other. Gas in the tank, out the exhaust.

You can kiss my ass if you disagree, because this is something I'm too opinionated to debate. You cannot argue my point, because it is absolute truth.

Fat people eat too much, rich people think about it too much, and poor people can't afford to eat enough. Food is food. So eat it in the right doses and shut up.